Tobirama’s stripper name is Tragedy (cuz he sunk my ship yes im forever salty)

Kotetsu and Izumo just remind me of how doofy and fun hashimada could’ve been if not for the tragedy™️ in between

hashimada-bigbang: WEEK 6 IS HERE! Our prompts are apocalypse and “it is useless to meet revenge with revenge; it will heal nothing.” Don’t forget to mention us, and don’t worry about sending late entries! We still accept them all 😀

*reads high quality Thor x Loki smut* *pokes Hashimada fandom* “please”

emokingsasuke: nothing will ever beat hashirama and madaras backstory like romeo and juliet but instead w gay ninjas tell me this shit isnt perfect

sebas-chan-butler: softsasukekun: …This is the funniest comment I’ve received so far. Likeeee I just have to wonder if this person has seen what has been done to Naruto and Sasuke in canon? The people who decided to make a bisexual king like Naruto and a gay icon like Sasuke straight are the people they need…

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Maan Hashimada’s armour says a whole lot about them! I mean, Madara has a crotch concealing front panel but no back panel, Hashirama on the other hand has no front panel or back panel. I think this is yet another not so subtle Kishi hint about their sex lives – Madara is presenting as a bottom until the end of time, Hashirama is preseting as a top and a convincing one but is actually versatile and Madara is ok with tapping that. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

This is no TED talk this is a Pulitzer prize winning speech of the year 20gayteen👏

sailorchibito-kun: blowmealeaf: canislupusarctos100: bioniquerouge: ironicmaiden: canislupusarctos100: bioniquerouge: canislupusarctos100: What is Madasaku, Seriously I just saw a Madasaku post on my dash, because I follow the tag “Madara Uchiha”. And I was reminded of that which I tried so hard to forget. Why would anyone ship that? They literally have no chemistry. They have no interaction…

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Guess I won’t be posting the nsfw requests until the dust settles on this Tumblr purge thing