Hashirama : No more conflicts. We can drink together as war buddies in the afterlife. Madara : Wait Hashirama : What Madara : Let me sock you just ONE good time for never telling me how much you love me Hashirama : :ooooo Hashirama : IN THAT CASE LET ME SOCK YOU TOO U LIL…

narutosbabymama: When you’re going to see bae for the first time in years so you wear a bomb ass outfit, but all he does is ask you to come back to the village

foolishgiulia: These two are a terrible distraction

incorrectmodaozushi: Lan Xichen: Who do we know that has handcuffs?  Wei Wuxian: Well, Lan Zhan and I— Lan Wangji: [elbows him]  Wei Wuxian: Wouldn’t know.

benepla: ratguzzler: ratguzzler: ratguzzler: i just realized how absolutely earth shatteringly horny the internet at large would be for darth vader if the original trilogy came out right now my god, every facet of his character, the mask, he’s tall, he chokes people, he’s evil, good god it would be apocalyptic, this website would be…

corazons: I know its right off the bat, but how about we just skip stones instead of exchanging greetings today?

annalovesfiction: I’ve wanted to do this to you for a long time. The amount of DONE he was. He knew it wouldn’t even HURT. Tobirama was in an Edo Tensei body and literally did not feel it. But the satisfaction of lodging a sharp spear into the skull of the one (1) guy who ruined…

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