Headcanon that Madara assisted Obito in recruiting Akatsuki, Obito found Kakuzu and Madara just wouldn’t recruit him despite how powerful he was. Obito : Okay how do we evaluate you, who have you fought in the past Madara : He wouldn’t last a minute against Hashirama pfft Kakuzu : Oh your leaf hokage? Yeah I’ve…
Tag: Obito
hellosailorsuits: An AU where Madara is a salaryman who ends up hitting high school student Obito with his car. His body in a coma, Obito’s disembodied soul now haunts and follows around a disgruntled Madara. Also Obito finds out that Madara has a secret boner for his co-worker Hashirama and he takes advantage of it…
memoooi: ゆうべはおたのしみでしたね ifオビトんちは大人になってもずっとそのままだったらいいなっていう
sooooozy: ワンドロの絵
improvinspi: happy april fools day!!1! here, have a stupid comic
Madara : [dying] Obito : I’m gay Madara : That’s nice kid let me reconcile with Hashirama now that I’m- Obito : Kakashi and I love each other. In the gay way Madara : That’s nice but I really have no time left- Obito : We’re totally together I can literally pull his ass into…
Kakaobi are a really shameless couple. I look for some hashimada, I find kakaobi. I look for some sasunaru, I find kakaobi. They’re the extra in-your-face gay dads everyone warned you about they’re gay and they’re fucking letting everyone know and internalize that until that is the only truth you know.
Madara : I call Hashirama’s dick “The Wood Dragon” Obito : I don’t wanna know why- Madara : Because it holds me down and drains my chakra Obito : WHY CAN’T I HAVE BAD HEARING INSTEAD OF- Madara : And because it is his “wood”. “Dragon” is self-explanatory Obito : That rock should’ve crushed me…
Madara : He’s gone, pull the plug Zetsu : [unplugs life support off little Obito] Madara : [remembering how Pein fixed the internet] … Now plug him back in
You, don’t have any MadaObi headcanon by any chance?
We don’t ship them but they’re a good duo so here’s a lyrics hc:
Blow me a leaf 